Wearable technology is becoming the norm – smart watches and fitness trackers are everyday wear, and devices like wireless earbuds are getting closer to fashion accessories all the time. But one of the less talked about type of gadgets that people are buying, are wearable sex toys. And let us tell you now, they’re a whole lot of fun…
Not too long ago, if you’d have said ‘wearable sex toy’, it would probably be fair to assume you meant a strap-on, maybe a gag, or a pair of vibrating knickers if you were that way inclined. But these days, wearables are high tech devices. And with some serious innovation going on, there a wearable out there to tickle most fancies!
So without beating around the bush (pun intended) – what are sex toy wearables? Here’s a few of the sex tech device types available in the UK, right now.
Remote control panty vibes and vibrating knickers
Technically, these are two different type of devices. Panty vibes are vibrators that you wear inside (or attached to) your underwear. Whereas with vibrating knickers, the vibrator is integral to the underwear. That said, I’ve put the two together, as the line between them is pretty blurred, and they essentially do the same thing.
Gone are the days of fumbling around in your knickers for the on/off switch – these days you get a bluetooth remote, or even better: phone app controls!
So now you can control the vibrations in your pants whilst pretending to check your highly important emails, or any other such respectable task. Or even better, give a ‘friend’ access and let them control the party in your pants! That couple in the pub both on their phones? Maybe they’re not so boring after all…
Remote control love eggs and kegal balls
Not too dissimilar from panty vibes, but with one significant difference – they’re designed for internal vibrations! Whereas panty vibes sit on the outside and stimulate your clit, love eggs slide inside your vagina to send vibrations straight to your g-spot.
There’s a few other devices that are similar to vibrating love eggs, like kegel exercisers and kegel balls. They’re all slightly different, but work in pretty much the same way.
As with vibrating knickers, there’s soooo much potential for naughty fun with these when you’re out and about. If only people knew why you were grinning so much…
If you want the full rundown, have a look at our remote control vibrating love eggs buying guide for everything you need to know.
Remote control vibrating butt plugs
Thought this was going to be a one-hole post? Well then you’re sorely mistaken! There’s always room for bum fun!
To be honest, I’m not really sure what more to say about them. They’re similar to love eggs in that some come with their own bluetooth remotes, and others use an app to control vibrations. As with standard butt plugs, you do get different shapes and sizes, but as you’d expect, the choice is a bit more limited.
Beyond that – simply lube up, pop in your plug, and brace yourself for vibrations! Fun for naughty boys and girls alike!
But the bum fun doesn’t stop there, oh no! There’s also various models of vibrating anal beads on the market, along with a good selection of prostate massagers especially for the gentlemen. Just don’t forget to stock up on lube!
Remote control Boxer Briefs
Well we’ve already covered vibrating knickers for the ladies, so it’s only fair that the boys get some remote control underwear too! Admittedly, these are pretty uncommon compared to the ladies version, but they are available.
This set from CalExotics come with a wristband controller (that looks like a fitness tracker), and 32 foot remote control radius.
I don’t know about you, but ‘his and hers’ vibrating underwear sets are sounding like next Christmas’s must have gift to us!
Remote control cock rings
Ok, we’re on a roll now for the gentlemen. Not convinced by the vibrating boxers? How about slipping on a vibrating cock ring then?
But we’re not just talking about your standard cock rings, oh no, we’re talking app controlled vibrations on demand! Whether that be your demand, or whoever you give the app to!
There are cheaper options out there, but the We-Vibe Verge is one of the best out there, and we reckon it’s worth it.
App controlled Chastity Cage
Oh yes, now we’re getting a little niche aren’t we! Just when you thought we’d covered it all, along comes an app controlled cock cage…
The Cellmate chastity device is the only model of its type which we’ve seen on the market as yet, but I have no doubt others will follow.
If you’re up for some high-tech S&M control play, this could be the one for you. It pretty much does what it says on the tin – you put your cock (or partners’ cock) into the cage, lock the device, and the only one who can unlock it, is your keyholder (or app-holder to be more specific).
What’s next for wearable sex tech?
If you can think it up, there’s probably someone out there trying to make it! There’s a whole lot going on in the world of sex tech, and a big part of that involves making devices to be discrete and convenient enough to wear.
There’s the obvious hurdles that need to be overcome, not least reliability (no one wants to lose app connection with an orgasm imminent!). But we can see some exciting things on the horizon for wearable sex toys – watch this space!
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